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- Intro
D C G/B A A7 (hold, then two strummed A7s and straight to verse)
Verse (all verses are the same):
RE SOL LA REI was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a
SOL LA SIbdim SIm SIm/LA MI/SOL# MIrabid wolverine in my underwear when suddenly a guy
- LA SOL
behind me in the backseat popped right up and cupped
RE/FA# RE SOL his hands across my eyes. I guessed, "Is it Uncle
LA RE SOL LAFrank or cousin Louie, is it Bob or Joe or Walter,
- SIbdim SIm SIm/LA MI/SOL# MI
could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve,
LA LA7 I probably would have kept on guessing but about
SImthat time we crashed into the truck, and as I'm
- MI7 LA RE/FA#
laying bleeding there on the asphalt finally I
SOL RE MIm SOL recognize the face of my hibachi dealer, who
LA LA7/SOL LA/FA# LA/MItakes off his prosthetic lips, and tells me:
Chorus- RE SOL LA RE
Everything you know is wrong, black is white,
SOL LA SIbdim SIm SIm/LA MI/SOL# up is down and short is long, and everything
MI LA LA7/SOL LA/FA# LA/MIyou thought was just so important doesn't matter,
- RE SOL LA RE
Everything you know is wrong, just forget the
DO#sus4 FA#m SIm SIm/LA MI/SOL# MI words and sing along, all you need to understand is
SOL LAeverything you know is wrong.
*- First time : F G
Second time: D
Third time:
SOL LA SIm DO#mEverything you know is (everything you know is)
- SOL LA RE RE
Everything you know is wrong! (end)
Solos:
(Accordion Solo:)
- SOL MI FA# SOL LA
(Baritone Saxaphone Solo:)
- DOm FA SOL LAm SIb LAm SIb SOL DO
(Guitar Solo:)
Dm Eb F Gb Am Bb G C A7 (two strums
- Intro
D C G/B A A7 (hold, then
..two strummed A7s and straight to
..verse)
Verse (all verses are the same):
RE SOL LAI was driving on the freeway in
- RE
..the fast lane with a
SOL LA SIbdim SIm SIm/LA rabid wolverine in my underwear
MI/SOL# MI..when suddenly a guy
- LA
behind me in the backseat popped
SOL ..right up and cupped
RE/FA#his hands across my eyes. I
- RE SOL
..guessed, "Is it Uncle
LA RE Frank or cousin Louie, is it Bob
SOL LA..or Joe or Walter,
- SIbdim SIm SIm/LA
could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or
MI/SOL# MI ..Bernie or Steve,
LAI probably would have kept on
- LA7
..guessing but about
SIm that time we crashed into the
..truck, and as I'm
MI7laying bleeding there on the
LA RE/FA#..asphalt finally I
- SOL RE MIm SOL
recognize the face of my hibachi
..dealer, who
- LA LA7/SOL LA/FA# LA/MI
takes off his prosthetic lips, and
..tells me:
Chorus- RE SOL LA RE
Everything you know is wrong,
..black is white,
- SOL LA SIbdim SIm
up is down and short is long, and
SIm/LA MI/SOL# ..everything
MI LA LA7/SOLyou thought was just so important
- LA/FA# LA/MI
..doesn't matter,
RE SOL LA RE Everything you know is wrong, just
..forget the
DO#sus4 FA#m SIm SIm/LAwords and sing along, all you need
MI/SOL# MI..to understand is
- SOL LA
everything you know is wrong.
*- First time : F G
Second time: D
Third time:
- SOL LA SIm
Everything you know is (everything
DO#m ..you know is)
SOL LA RE REEverything you know is wrong!
..(end)
Solos:
(Accordion Solo:)
SOL MI FA#- SOL LA
(Baritone Saxaphone Solo:)
- DOm FA SOL LAm SIb LAm
(Guitar Solo:)
SIb SOL DO Dm Eb F Gb Am
.. Bb G C A7 (two
..strums
- SUONA ANCHE ..
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