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Verse 1:
SOL DO
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
SOL DO
At our Christmas party
SOL MIm
We were drinkin’ champagne punch
DO RE
And homemade eggnog
SOL DO
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
SOL DO
He was a Mexican
SOL MIm
We didn’t know what to think of him
DO RE
‘Til he sang Feliz Navidad
SOL
Feliz Navidad
SOL DO
Brother Ken brought his kids with him
SOL DO
The three from his first wife Lynn
SOL MIm
And the two identical twins
DO RE
From his first wife MaryNell
SOL DO
Of course he brought his new wife Kaye
SOL DO
Who talks all about AA
SOL MIm
Chain smokin’ while the stereo plays
DO RE SOL
Noel, Noel, The first Noel
Chorus
RE
Carve the tukey turn the ball game on
DO
Mix margaritas when the eggnogs gone
RE
Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
DO
We need some ice and a extension cord
RE
A can of been dip and some Diet Rite
DO
A box of pampers and some Marlboro Lights
SOL MIm
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
DO RE SOL
Merry Christmas from the family
Verse 2:
SOL DO9
Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen
SOL DO9
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
SOL MIm
But when they tried to plug their motorhome in
DO RE
They blew our Christmas lights
SOL DO9
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
SOL DO9
So we waited out on our front lawn
SOL MIm
He threw the breaker and the lights came on
DO
And we sang Silent Night
RE
Oh Silent Night
SOL
Oh holy night
RE
Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
DO
Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one
RE
Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go
DO
We need a can of cheese and a can of fake snow
RE
A bag of corn nuts and some Diet Sprite
DO
A box of Midol and some Salem Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family
Feliz Navidad.
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