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A man walks down the street He says why am I soft in the middle now
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Why am I soft in the middle the rest of my life is so hard
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I need a photo-opportunity I want a shot at redemption
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don’t want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard
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Bonedigger Bonedigger dogs in the moonlight far away my well-lit door
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Mister Beerbelly Beerbelly gets these mutts away from me
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I know I don’t find this stuff amusing anymore
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If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal
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I can call you Betty and Betty when you call me you can call me Al
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A man walks down the street he says why an I short of attention got
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a short little span of attention and oh my nights are so long
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where’s my wife and family what if I die here
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who’ll be my role-model now that my role-model is
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gone gone He ducked back down the alley
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with some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
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All along along there were incidents and accidents there are
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hints and allegations
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If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal
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I can call you Betty and Betty when you call me you can call me Al
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Call me Al9
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A man walks down the street it’s a street in a strange world
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maybe it’s the Third World maybe it’s his first time around
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He doesn’t speak the language he holds no currency
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he is a foreign man he is surrounded by the
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sound the sound cattle in the marketplace scattering and orphanages
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he looks around around He sees angels in the architecture
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spinning in infinity He says amen and hallelujah
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If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal
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I can call you Betty and Betty when you call me you can call me Al
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