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LA5 SI5 LA5 SI5 LA5 SI5
SI5
That gorilla you're dancing with
May not have too long to live
He's putting his hands in the wrong places
Time to rearrange his face
He's gonna dance with me instead
I'm gonna tap dance on his head
LA5 SI5
Don't tempt me
LA5 SI5
Don't tempt me
LA5 SI5
Don't tempt me
MI5
I'm half-way out of my seat
SI5
He's got the looks, he's got the lolly
Driving me clean off my trolley
Doing the jitterbug, doing the jive
Doing the shimmy, snakes alive
That's not a dance, that's S-E-X
Ban that couple, certificate X!
LA5 SI5
Don't tempt me
LA5 SI5
Don't tempt me
LA5 SI5
Don't tempt me
MI5
I'm half-way out of my seat
FA#5 LA5 SOL#5
Ooh I'm a patient man
FA#5 LA5 SOL#5
Ooh But its out of hand
FA#5 LA5 SOL#5 DO#5
If there's one thing I can't stand
SI5
Get yer mittens off my gal
Or you'll end up as mincemeat pal
I've got friends, mean sons
They've got knives, chains, guns
Gas, grenades, knuckle-dusters,
Lazy Susans, Blockbusters
Guitar Solo
SI5 SI5 RE5 RE5 SOL5 SOL5 MI5 MI5 SI5 SI5 SI5 SI5
LA5 SI5 LA5 SI5 LA5 SI5
SI5
I'm sitting here, calm as I can
While you polish the floor with another man
I'm not mad, I'm a cuddly toy
Just keep me away from laughing boy
You say he's a relative, some hope
If he's your uncle, I'm the Pope!
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