e| --------------------------------

B| --------------------------------

G| --------------------------------

riff A: D| --------0-1-0---------0-----0---

A| 0---3-0-------3-0-0-3-----3---3-

E| --------------------------------

e| --------------------------------

B| --------------------------------

G| --------------------------------

riff B: D| ----------------0---0---1---0---

A| 3---3---3---3-------------------

E| --------------------------------

e| ----------------------

B| ----------------------

G| ----------------------

riff A2: D| --------0-1

A| 0---3-0-------3-0-0-3-

E| ----------------------

...

-|--

-|--

-|--

-|-0---------0-

-|--

-|--

e| ----------------

B| ----------------

G| ----------------

riff C: D| ----------------

A| ----------------

E| 5---5---3-5---3-

e| -------------------------------

B| -------------------------------

G| -------------------------------

riff D: D| --------2-3-2-------

A| 2---5-2-------5-2-2-5-----5---5

E| -------------------------------

...

-|-

-|-

-|-

-|--2-----2---

-|-

-|-

e| ------------------------------

B| ------------------------------

G| ------------------------------

riff E: D| ----------------2--

A| 5---5---5---5-----------------

E| ------------------------------

...

-|--

-|--

-|--

-|-2---3---2---

-|--

-|--

e| ----------------------

B| ----------------------

G| ----------------------

riff D2: D| --------2-3

A| 2---5-2-------5-2-2-5-

E| ----------------------

...

-|--

-|--

-|--

-|-2---------2-

-|--

-|--

(verse:)       riff A   (x4) 

..(sing on third)

               Went to a party

               I danced all night

               I drank sixteen

..beers

               and I started up a

..fight

               But now I'm jaded

               You're out of luck

               I'm rolling down

..the stairs

               too drunk to fuck

               (chords:)          

..    --G-G-G-

E-------------------------G-G-G-

                      Too drunk to

..fuck

E-------------------------G-G-G-

                      Too drunk to

..fuck

E---------G-G-G-E---------G-G-G-

                 Too drunk,      

..to fuck

E---E---F---F---F#--F#--C---C---

               I'm too drunk, too

..drunk, too drunk to fuck

(repeat verse)

               (2nd verse lyrics:)

               I like your stories

               I like your gun

               Shooting out cop

..tires

               sounds like loads

..and loads of fun

               But in my room

               Wish you were dead

               You ball like the

..baby

               in Eraserhead

               Too drunk to fuck

               It's all I need

..right now

               Too drunk to fuck

(break:) C-------------

C---------------C------------

C-------D-------D#------D--D#

D#--C------------------------

C-------D-------D#------D--D#

C----------------------------

...

-|--C---------------

-|---

-|-D-

-|---

-|-D-

-|---

D-----D#----C---

D-----C-----a-g-c-a-------G-G-G- (a-g-c-a- with a

..                 single string)

E-------------------------G-G-G-

                 Too drunk....

E-------------------------G-G-G-

E---------G-G-G-E---------G-G-G-

E---E---F---F---F#--F#--C---C---

               I'm sick soft gooey

..and cold, too drunk to fuck

(verse:)       riff D   (x4)

               I'm about to drop

               My head's a mess

               The only salvation

..is

               I'll never see you

..again

               You give me head

               It makes it worse

               Take out your

..fucking retainer

               put it in your

..purse

F#------------------------A-A-A-

                  Too drunk...

F#------------------------A-A-A-

F#--------A-A-A-F#--------A-A-A-

F#--F#--G---G---G#--G#--D---D--- (x3)

               It's all I need

..right now, oh baby

               I'm melting like an

..ice cream bar, oh baby

               And now I got

..diarrhea, too drunk to fuck

D-------C-------D-------F--D-F-- (x3)

..    Yeah, yeah