Have a--->  Green

bunch of    | Jello

your friends| | Sucks!

yell this.  | | |

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-5-7-5--x-7-9-7-5

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...

-|-| This is the main riff

-|-|

-|-| It is played throughout the

-|-|

-|-|

-|-| whole song with increasing speed.

Lyrics:

(play riff as you sing)

Got nothing to do, on a Friday

..night!

Green Jello Sucks!

Ain't got no talent, but that's

..alright.

Green Jello Sucks!

We're the worst, the worst in the

..land...

Green Jello Sucks!

But c'mon! Gotta give us a hand!

Green Jello Sucks!

Iggy and Girdie, they're both good

..names.

Green Jello Sucks!

Maynard and Poopie, they're both

..insane!

Green Jello Sucks!

But when life's, just a game,

..who's to blame?

Green Jello Sucks!

Green Jello.

Green Jello Sucks!

(from this point on, have people

..yell "Green Jello Sucks" every

..time you

play the riff instead of every

..other time you play it)

Yeah, that's right. We're the

..source of the world's economic

..problems. You

can blame it all on us, it's our

..fault!

Hello Jello, Green Jello.

Hello Jello, Green Jello.

Hello Jello Green Jello!

Hello Jello, Green Jello!

Hello Jello, Green Jello!

Hello Jello Green Jello!

GReen Jello!

Green Jello!

GReen Jello!

Gel for the future!

Gel for the future!

Gel... for YOUR future. And

..scream.... Green.... (people

..laughing and yelling)

(play riff final time)

Green Jello Sucks!

(people laughing, yelling "Green

..Jello Sucks", piggy noises,

..things

breaking, you get the idea)