E      A       D      A   etc

Mother doesn't go out anymore.

Just sits at home and rolls her

..spas-tic eyes.

But every weekend through the door

Come words of wisdom from the

..world out-side.

If you wanna know about the bishop

..and the actress

If you wanna know how to be a star

If you wanna know about the stains

..on the mattress

                       (Repeat

..main vamp)

You can read it in the Sunday

..Papers

                       Sunday

..Papers

Mother's wheelchair stays out in

..the hall.

Why should she go out when the

..TV's on?

Whatever moves beyond these walls,

She'll know the facts when Sunday

..comes along.

If you wanna know about the mad

..punk rockers

If you wanna know how to play

..guitar

If you wanna know 'bout any other

..suckers

You can read it in the Sunday

..Papers

        read it in the Sunday

..Papers

All E

(Sunday Papers)

          Don't ask no questions

(Sunday Papers)

          Don't get no lies

(Sunday Papers)

          Don't raise objections

(Sunday Papers)

          Ain't got no eyes

Brother's headin' that way, now, I

..guess.

He just read something, made his

..face turn blue.

Well, I got nothin' 'gainst the

..press;

They wouldn't print it if it

..wasn't true

If you wanna know about the gay

..politician (oh yeah!)

If you wanna know how to drive

..your car

If you wanna know 'bout the new

..sex position

You can read it in the Sunday

..Papers

        read it in the Sunday

..Papers

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