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- Intro
D C G/B A A7 (hold, then two strummed A7s and straight to verse)
Verse (all verses are the same):
RE SOL LA REI was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a
- SOL LA SIbdim SIm SIm/LA MI/SOL# MI
rabid wolverine in my underwear when suddenly a guy
LA SOL behind me in the backseat popped right up and cupped
RE/FA# RE SOLhis hands across my eyes. I guessed, "Is it Uncle
- LA RE SOL LA
Frank or cousin Louie, is it Bob or Joe or Walter,
SIbdim SIm SIm/LA MI/SOL# MI could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve,
LA LA7I probably would have kept on guessing but about
- SIm
that time we crashed into the truck, and as I'm
MI7 LA RE/FA# laying bleeding there on the asphalt finally I
SOL RE MIm SOLrecognize the face of my hibachi dealer, who
- LA LA7/SOL LA/FA# LA/MI
takes off his prosthetic lips, and tells me:
- ChorusRE SOL LA RE
Everything you know is wrong, black is white,
- SOL LA SIbdim SIm SIm/LA MI/SOL#
up is down and short is long, and everything
MI LA LA7/SOL LA/FA# LA/MI you thought was just so important doesn't matter,
RE SOL LA REEverything you know is wrong, just forget the
- DO#sus4 FA#m SIm SIm/LA MI/SOL# MI
words and sing along, all you need to understand is
SOL LA everything you know is wrong.
*- First time : F G
Second time: D
Third time:
SOL LA SIm DO#mEverything you know is (everything you know is)
SOL LA RE REEverything you know is wrong! (end)
Solos:
(Accordion Solo:)
- SOL MI FA# SOL LA
(Baritone Saxaphone Solo:)
DOm FA SOL LAm SIb LAm SIb SOL DO (Guitar Solo:)
Dm Eb F Gb Am Bb G C A7 (two strums
then into verse)
- Intro
D C G/B A A7 (hold, then
..two strummed A7s and straight to
..verse)
Verse (all verses are the same):
- RE SOL LA
I was driving on the freeway in
RE ..the fast lane with a
SOL LA SIbdim SIm SIm/LArabid wolverine in my underwear
- MI/SOL# MI
..when suddenly a guy
LA behind me in the backseat popped
SOL..right up and cupped
- RE/FA#
his hands across my eyes. I
RE SOL ..guessed, "Is it Uncle
LA REFrank or cousin Louie, is it Bob
- SOL LA
..or Joe or Walter,
SIbdim SIm SIm/LA could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or
MI/SOL# MI..Bernie or Steve,
- LA
I probably would have kept on
LA7 ..guessing but about
SImthat time we crashed into the
..truck, and as I'm
MI7laying bleeding there on the
- LA RE/FA#
..asphalt finally I
SOL RE MIm SOL recognize the face of my hibachi
..dealer, who
LA LA7/SOL LA/FA# LA/MItakes off his prosthetic lips, and
..tells me:
- ChorusRE SOL LA RE
Everything you know is wrong,
..black is white,
SOL LA SIbdim SImup is down and short is long, and
- SIm/LA MI/SOL#
..everything
MI LA LA7/SOL you thought was just so important
LA/FA# LA/MI..doesn't matter,
- RE SOL LA RE
Everything you know is wrong, just
..forget the
- DO#sus4 FA#m SIm SIm/LA
words and sing along, all you need
MI/SOL# MI ..to understand is
SOL LAeverything you know is wrong.
*- First time : F G
Second time: D
Third time:
SOL LA SImEverything you know is (everything
- DO#m
..you know is)
SOL LA RE RE Everything you know is wrong!
..(end)
Solos:
(Accordion Solo:)
SOL MI FA#(Baritone Saxaphone Solo:)
SOL LA- DOm FA SOL LAm SIb LAm
(Guitar Solo:)
SIb SOL DO Dm Eb F Gb Am
.. Bb G C A7 (two
..strums
then into verse)
- SUONA ANCHE ..
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