You frowned and said well the dang law should arrest ya
FA
Well this ole house keeps fallen apart
DO
So I went down to the local Wal-Mart
LA FA DO
And bought the Coleman lantern to impress ya
Chorus
FA
Cause every light in the house is blown
DO
I keep on a clappin but they don't clap on
LA
House looks like were the Amish live
FA DO
There's really no point to pay the power bill
FA
Every light in the house is blown
DO LA
The numbers won't even light up on my telephone
FA DO
Cause every light in the house is blown
FA
It got awful dang depressin
DO
The lights all blew out one by one
LA
And I just can't afford right now to replace them
Until then I'll sit here in the dark
Cause I can't get this ole generator to start
I got four batteries but I don't won't to waste em'