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DO
Now handsome guys get girls that are pretty
FA
Other guys get 'em 'cos they're clever and witty
DO LA7
But the only love I ever get, I get out of pity
REm SOL7 DO
'Cos I'm the ugliest man in town
DO
I drive down the road in a Rolls Royce car
FA
Use hundred dollar bills when I light my cigar
DO LA7
But still you know, that won't get you very far
REm SOL7 DO
When you're the ugliest man in town
SOL DO
There was a note on the doorstep where I was found
SOL DO
It said this sweet child weighs eleven pounds
SOL DO
So bring him up healthy and wealthy and stout
LA7 REm SOL7
Keep his back to the light, don't let it turn around
DO
Yeah all you women you're heartless and cold
FA
All you want is my silver and gold
DO LA7
And don't you know that there's a beautiful soul
REm SOL7 DO
Inside the ugliest man in town [Boy do I got plans for us]
SOL DO
Yeah I'm so ugly I shave in the dark
SOL DO
Kids start to cry when I walk through the park
SOL DO
Clocks stop ticking and dogs start to bark
LA7 REm SOL7
Whenever I come around
DO
Yeah I walk down the street and the girls all hiss me
FA
If I die tomorrow not one of them would miss me
DO LA7
Only reason they ball me is they can't stand to kiss me
REm SOL7 DO
I'm the ugliest man in town
REm SOL7 DO
Yeah I'm the ugliest man in town
[You know a guy as ugly as you man could use a manager. You know what I mean? Just
sign this small piece of paper here man. You can give me a couple of bucks a week,
a couple of free meals man. I'll take you all over the world. We'll go to Japan baby,
they'll love you over there baby. They'll make another monster movie with you hahahaha]
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