Intro riff
e-11b12-| (repeat a lot)
MI SI DO# SOL# LA
Ahhh...sweet youth
SOL# FA# FA# SOL# FA# MI
The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute
MI SI DO# SOL# LA DO# SI SI DO# SI FA# MI
Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator
MI MIb
Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked
MI SI
on the weed and the crack and the booze and the pills and the speed
MI MIb
And the sex and the mud and blood and the shit
DO# SI
Let's all go and hit
MI MI DO# MI
Nitro-burning funny bong
MI MI DO# MI
Just one hit, your life goes wrong
MI MI DO# MI
Nitro-burning funny bong
MI MI DO# MI
Another stupid stoner song
Fat and lame
The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed
By a bong, and a schlong
Yes now we have all seen how things can go wrong
Now my brains filled with bees and my cock is diseased
Laden with pus it hangs well past my knees
A swarm of narcotics could get me through this
My manager's gonna be pissed
I'm talkin' 'bout the
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
MI SI
Oh, can you take it
MI SI
Oh, do a monster
MI SI
Oh, can you deal with it?
B (palm mute)
We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys
MI SI DO# SOL# LA SOL# FA# FA# SOL# FA# MI
MI SI DO# SOL# LA SOL# SI SI DO# SI FA# MI
(guitar 2 repeat through next verse until "I'm sucking...")
MI MIb
Now I'm old
MI SI
Trapped in my cell as I cultivate mold
MI
In the twilight of my years
DO# SI
I am still a drug addict
MI SI
I'm sucking all night long on a ten foot bong
MI
Moistened with lotion,
DO# SI MI SI
wrapped in a sarong. You know I live like a king
DO# SI
But I act like a faggot
MI MIb
Once was a warrior, now just a sponge
MI SI
High all the time got a dick like a muskellunge
MI MIb
My glorious destiny it turned to shit
DO# SI
Can I get another hit?
From the nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Oh, can you take it?
Oh, do a monster
Oh, can you deal with it?
We won't respect you unless you get high with the
MI MI DO# MI
Nitro-burning funny bong
MI MI DO# MI
Nitro-burning funny bong
MI MI DO# MI
Nitro-burning funny bong
MI MI DO# MI
Nitro-burning funny bong
SI
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
MI MIb SI
Oh, can you take it
MI MIb
Oh, do a monster
SI DO# SI SOL# FA# MI
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