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VERSE:
SOL RE DO
You wonder why nobody ever seems to talk to you
SOL RE DO
After all, you use an aerosol and you've got three pairs of shoes
SOL RE DO
You got yourself a little education and you keep up with the news
A little rapid riff of:
SOL-D-C
SOL RE DO
But when you walk in to a party everybody stares
SOL RE DO
The girls drop drinks into their laps and the boys fall off their chairs
SOL RE DO
Oh, but you're all alone when everybody's leaving in pairs
[A little rapid riff of:]
SOL-D-C
DO SOL
If you ever stopped a moment and thought about your ears
(Big, aren't they?" "I suppose they are")
DO SOL
Or that noise you make when you've had a bottle of beer
DO SOL RE
Oh, try to make a mental leap and perhaps it will come clear
CHORUS
Ohhh,
SOL DO RE
You're the man with the head of an ass
SOL DO RE
You're the man with the head of an ass
SOL DO RE
You're the man with the head of an ass
SOL
And that's crass
RE
Mmm, pin me back, Max
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