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INTRO
G ^Ö D - C ^Ö D
VERSE 1:
SOL RE
Lad it^Òs your duty to find you a lass
DO RE
with child-bearing hips and a pink supple ass
SOL RE DO RE
And make her you wife and love her with love so true
SOL RE
Now, some rivers run high some rivers run low
DO RE
When her river runs red then she starting her flow
SOL RE DO RE
And it^Òs called menstruation and heres what I means to you
MIm DO
You will notice her bloomers are spartie? At first
SOL RE
Stand back, her ovarian dams gonna burst
MIm DO
So don^Òt be afraid it’s a natural thing
SOL RE
Just wind up some cotton and give her some string
DO
Put the old linens on top of the bed
DO RE
get out of the house and go down to the old pub
SOL RE DO RE
instead.
VERSE 2:
SOL RE
She^Òll retain her water her breasts will be tender
DO RE
And every third word that you say will offend her
SOL RE DO RE
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
SOL RE
And she^Òll want to make love if you do you’re a fool
DO RE
Cause you^Òll only end up with a bloody ol’ tool
SOL RE DO RE
Get out of the house, down to the old pub instead
MIm DO
And she^Òll want you to sample the fruit of her loins
SOL RE
But son it^Òll taste like some old rusty coins
MIm DO
So turn off the lights boy and take off your hat
SOL RE
And drop to your knees say a prayer to st pat
DO
Then he^Òll give you the strength to get out of the bed
DO RE
And for Ireland^Òs sake go down to the old pub
SOL RE DO RE
instead.
VERSE 3:
MIm DO
Now the pub is the place where the lads are a meeting
SOL RE
When the moon^Òs full and the girls are a bleatin
MIm DO
The catholic, the protestant even the pagan
SOL RE
The pub is the place when lady is raggin
DO
So drink of your pint boys and thank your shamrocks
DO
That as men folk we don^Òt have to bleed from our cocks
DO
And that we can escape from the lady in red
DO RE
And get out of the house and go down to the old pub
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instead.
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