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Capo: NO
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MI DO MI DO
She's part girl; she’s part boy.
MI DO MI DO
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.
MI DO MI DO
She's got more; she’s got less.
LA FA
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.
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MI DO MI DO
Is she a mister or is she a miss?
MI DO MI DO
Does she stand up when she’s taking a piss?
MI DO MI DO
She's my little girl; she’s my little guy.
LA FA
When I try to please her, I get poked in the eye.
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MI-C-D1
MI DO RE1
She wears lace and she wears flannel.
MI DO RE1
She watches football and the Lifetime channel.
MI DO RE1
What's that bulge under her nightie?
MI DO RE1 MI DO
It must be hermaphrodite.
MI DO MI DO MI DO
Hermaphrodite, yeah.
MI DO MI DO
Some things are white; some things are black.
MI DO MI DO
Some girls wear makeup; mine shaves her back.
MI DO MI DO
She is still beautiful; she is till fine.
LA FA
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.
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MI-C-D1
MI DO RE1
She can't help her imperfections.
MI DO RE1
She gets jock itch from her yeast infection.
MI DO RE1
Who stole all my tightie-whities?
MI DO RE1 MI DO
It must be hermaphrodite.
MI-C-E-C
Yeah, hermaphrodite.
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MI
Chords:
MI 022100
DO X32010
LA X02220
FA 133211
RE1 554030
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