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INTRO
E E CCCCCCC :x4(very fast)
Verse 1:
MI DO MI DO
She's part girl, she's part boy,
MI DO MI DO
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.
MI DO MI DO
She's got more, she's got less,
LAm FA
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.
(repeat intro)
Verse 2:
MI DO MI DO
Is she a mister or is she a miss?
MI DO MI DO
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
MI DO MI DO
She's my little girl, yeah she's my little guy,
LAm FA
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye!
E E E E E C C/? ? (x2)
Verse 3:
E C / ?
She wears lace and she wears flannel,
E C /?
She watches football AND the Lifetime channel!
E C / ?
Whats that bulge under her nighty?
E C / ?
It must be Hermaphroditey!
Verse 4:
MI DO
Some things are white,
MI DO
Some things are black,
MI DO
Some girls wear make-up,
E(play once and stop suddenly)
Mine shaves her back.
MI DO
She is still beautiful,
MI DO
She is still fine,
LAm
It's too bad her package
FA
Is bigger than mine.
E E E E E C C/??
Verse 5:
E C / ?
She can't help her imperfections,
E C / ?
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections,
E C / ?
Who stole all my tighty whities?
E C / ?
It must be Hermaphroditey!
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