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FA# MI
I came down to the breakfast table
RE LA
Felt like I could cry
FA# MI
Tried so hard but wasn't able
RE MI
To look you in the eye
FA# MI
For I am feeling so much shame
RE LA
Yes I have brought disgrace
FA# MI
Can tell I soiled my good name
RE MI
By the look upon your face
LA MI RE MI
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
LA MI RE MI
No use denyin it, I was really crankin it
LA MI RE MI
Dry your eyes don't be so sad
D E (stop)
If you could just forgive me and talk to me dad
(A, E, D, E for a measure)
LA MI RE MI
I didn't hear you enter no I didn't hear the door
LA MI RE MI
With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
LA MI RE MI
Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise
LA MI RE MI
Like blood and guts and starving kids in Stevie Wonders eyes
LA MI RE MI
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
LA MI RE MI
No use denyin it, I was really crankin it
LA MI RE MI
Dry your eyes don't be so sad
D E(stop)
But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been had
(A, E, D, E for 2 measures)
LA MI RE MI
The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
LA MI RE MI
So I said could you close the door I really wanna finish
LA MI RE MI
Daddy I'm ashamed and I completely understand
LA MI RE MI
If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand
LA MI RE MI
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
LA MI RE MI
No use denyin it, I was really crankin it
LA MI RE MI
Dry your eyes don't be so sad
D E(stop)
Just because it was your bed, it's not that bad
LA MI RE MI
Talk to me dad
(A, E, D, E for 1 progression)
Whistle for 2 measures (play A, E, D, E behind the whistle, twice)
LA MI RE MI
When I was only 17 you told me it was dirty
LA MI RE MI
So it must be really creepy when your kid is pushing 30
LA MI RE MI
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
LA MI RE MI
No use denyin it, I was really crankin it
LA MI RE MI
Dry your eyes don't be so sad
D E(stop)
But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been
D E(stop)
Just because it was your bed it's not that
D E(stop)
Daddy, daddy please forgive me, talk to me dad
LA MI RE MI
Talk to me dad
Ending A, E, D, E, A
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