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RE SOL LA SIm SOL LA RE
If I could be a Superhero, I would be Awsome Man
I'd fly around the world fighting crime, according to my awesome plan
(Those lines have the same riff)
[Verse Pt. B]
SOL LA RE
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
Hurting other people and making them cry
[Verse Pt. C]
SOL LA RE LA SIm
I'd haul them off to jail in my awesome van
SOL LA RE
'Cause I would be awesome man
(Just play a D chord during the speaking parts)
[Pt. A]
If I could be a superhero, I would be drug-free boy
Telling the world of the evils of drugs, and all of the lives they destroy
[Pt. B]
I'd take all the junkie-ies getting so high
With their needles and bongs and their sticks made of tai
[Pt. C]
I'd burn them alive as I squeal with joy
'Cause I would be drug-free boy
[Pt. A]
If I could be a superhero, I'd be immigration dude
I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes for eating up all of our food
[Pt. B]
And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
like landscaping, dish-washing, picking our fruit
[Pt. C]
I'd pass alot of laws to get rid of their brood
'Cause I'd be immigration dude
(Play a D again)
[Pt. A]
If I could be a superhero, would you be Justice Guy
Making sure people get what they deserve, especially women who lie
[Pt. B]
Like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job
And ran off to f---ing hawaii with some doctor named "Bob"
[Pt. C]
You'd skin them and drain them of blood 'till they die...especially Bob
Then you would be justice guy
[Pt. B]
Or you could be more subtle, I didn't mean to be vague
Give her the mad cow disease, Let him die of the plague
[Pt. C]
As long as they suffered for their terrible lie...especially Bob
Yes then you would be justice guy
SOL LA
Yes Then you would be
SOL LA
A superhero like
RE SOL LA RE
Meeeeeeeeeee
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