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Chords:
LAm MI DO SOL FA RE SIb SI#
e|--0---0---0---3---1---x----x----x---
B|--1---0---1---3---1---x----x----x---
G|--2---1---0---0---2---7----x----x---
D|--2---2---2---0---3---7----8----10--
A|--0---2---3---2---3---5----8----10--
E|--x---0---x---3---1--------6----8---
hummed fill riff:
A|-0-2-3-2-0-2-0 *or* e|-5-7-8-7-5-7-5
Intro
(same as prechorus)
LAm MI DO SOL
LAm FA MI LAm FA MI
In the woods of northern Michigan he made his home
Didn't ask much from the world just wanted to be alone
Got his first real blade at thirteen that's when it all began
Soon the creatures of the forest called him whittlin' man
yeaaaah
LAm MI
He whittle all day, and he whittle all night
DO SOL
he whittle whittle whittle everything in sight
LAm MI
He whittle on a stick and he whittle on a shoe
DO SOL
If you come to close gonna whittle you, too
RE SIb RE
Keep a safe distance if you can
SIb SI# LAm MI DO SOL
Cuz you're never safe around whittlin' man
(back to prechorus riff)
LAm FA MI LAm FA MI
Had a stump to sit on, had some wood and his trusty knife
Whittled out a house, a car, and he whittled himself a wife
Such a beautiful wife
Whittled out four kids, a swimmin' pool and a big lear jet
And so he wouldn't miss Saved by the Bell, well he whittled a TV set
yeaaaah
LAm MI
He whittle if it's light and he whittle if it's dark
DO SOL
And if noone was around well he'd whittle in the nark
LAm MI
He whittle something new and he whittle something old
DO SOL
He whittle something hot and he whittle something rather chilly
RE SIb RE
Keep a safe distance if you can
SIb SI# LAm MI DO SOL
Cuz you're never safe around whittlin' man
(back to prechorus riff)
LAm FA MI LAm FA MI
Some say whittlin' man's a genious, still others say he's just dumb
Whittled off a foot, an ear, three fingers, and his left thumb
Boy is he dumb
That won't stop him, no it won't, he'll whittle through thick and thin
Once he's whittled everything, he'll just whittle it all again
yeaaaah
LAm MI
He whittle if it's white, and he whittle if it's black
DO SOL
He whittle on a duck till a duck can't quack
He'll whittle if he's dry and he'll whittle if it's juicy
He whittle ol'Desi and he whittled ol' Lucy
He whittle JFK and he whittle Jackie O
Whittle ol' Larry and Curly and Moe
And he whittle Frank Zappa and he whittle Tipper Gore
Whittle whittle whittle till he can't no more
Whittle Shamoo and he whittle ol' Jaws
Whittle Easter Bunny and he whittled Santa Clause
Whittle whittle whittle just as fast as he can
Whittle till he's dead he's... whittlin' maan
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