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FA# LA
I've got an ugly face,
MI SI
With spots all over the place,
FA# LA
I haven't got any mates,
MI SI
And me clothes have gone out of date.
FA# LA
I go to the pub on me own,
MI SI
And I drink me orange alone,
FA# LA
I sit and stare at the crack,
MI SI
But they just turn their backs,
SOL# DO#
I want to chat them up,
FA# SI
But I stare at me feet,
SOL# DO# FA# SI
And then I go home and I beat me meat,
SOL# DO# FA# SI
I'm dead shy about the size of me dick,
RE
And chips and gravy make me sick,
FA# MI DO#
I'm a failure with girls I don't know why,
DO# SI FA#
He's a failure with girls He don't know why,
FA# MI DO#
I'm a failure with girls They're so unkind,
DO# SI FA#
He's a failure with girls They're so unkind,
FA# MI DO#
I'm a failure with girls They make me cry,
DO# SI FA#
He's a failure with girls They make hI'm cry,
FA# MI SI
Only wish I could say that I don't mind.
FA# LA
A Macc Lad said "Sonny take note",
MI SI
And he poured a pint of bitter down me throat,
FA# LA
It were the first pint I ever had,
MI SI
And I changed to a real Macc Lad,
FA# LA
Me clothes started looking dead flash,
MI SI
I got a tattoo and a moustache,
FA# LA
And me car got a go-faster stripe,
MI SI
And now I pull crack every night,
DO# FA# SI
And I'm not weak anymore,
DO# FA# SI
Cause me dick measures three foot four,
DO# FA# SI
So don't you call me wimp,
SOL# DO#
Cause it's three foot four even when it's limp.
FA# MI DO#
I'm dead macho with girls I never fail,
DO# SI FA#
He's dead macho with girls he nevers fails,
FA# MI DO#
I'm dead macho with girls cause I sup ale,
DO# SI FA#
He's dead macho with girls cause he sups ale,
FA# MI DO#
I'm dead macho with girls thanks to E. Lees,
DO# SI FA#
He's dead macho with girls thanks to E. Lees,
FA# MI SI
Only wish that I didn't have VD.
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