All guitars standard tuned
MI LA RE SOL SI MI
T: 3/4
Intro REm SOLm LA
REm
drag him out the window
dragging out your dead
singing i miss you
REsus2
snakes and ladders
SOLm
flip the lid
out pops the cracker
smacks you in the head
knifes you in the neck
LA
kicks you in the teeth
steel toe caps
takes all your credit cards
LA7
get up get the gunge
REm
get the eggs
get the flan in the face
the flan in the face
REsus2
the flan in the face
SOLm
dance you fucker dance you fucker
don't you dare
don't you dare
don't you flan in the face
LA
take it with the love is given
take it with a pinch of salt
LA7
take it to the taxman
SOLm
let me back let me back
i promise to be good
REsus2
don't look in the mirror
SOLm
at the face you don't recognize
help me call the doctor
put me inside
LA
put me inside
put me inside
put me inside
LA7
put me inside
RE
i keep the wolf from the door
but he calls me up
SOL
calls me on the phone
tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up
FA#m
steal all my children
if i don't pay the ransom
RE
but i'll never see him again
SOL
if i squeal to the cops
REm LAm SIb FA LA x2
Oh ...
REm LAm SIb LA
Oh ...
REm
walking like a giant crane
REsus2
with my x ray eyes i strip you naked
SOLm
in a tight little world and are you on the list?
Stepford wives who are we to complain?
LA
Investments and dealers investments and dealers
cold wives and mistresses.
LA7
cold wives and sunday papers.
REm SOLm LA
(...?????????????)
LA7
so why don't get up and turn the tape off?
RE
i keep the wolf from the door
but he calls me up
SOL
calls me on the phone
tells me all the ways that hes gonna mess me up
FA#m
steal all my children
if i don't pay the ransom
RE
but i'll never see him again
SOL
if i squeal to the cops
REm SOLm LA
Oh ...
Chords:
SOL LA LA7 REm REsus2 SOLm LAm
-3- -0- -0- -1- -0- -3- -0-
-0- -2- -2- -3- -3- -3- -1-
-0- -2- -0- -2- -2- -3- -2-
-0- -2- -2- -0- -0- -5- -2-
-2- -0- -0- -x- -x- -5- -0-
-3- -x- -x- -x- -x- -3- -x-
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