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Born in 1935 in Brooklyn New York
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The son of Anna and Phil
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At 19 years old he married my mother Judy
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And immediately paid his first Bloomingdales bill
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Right away they started on a family
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3 smart kids popped out of mom's tummy
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But then one steamy night Dad forgot to wear his raincoat
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9 months later, out came the dummy
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Dad was 6 foot 2 and 250 pounds
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And was sweet as he was strong
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He was also known to be pretty well endowed
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But believe me he didn't pass that one along
I did get grandma's ass though
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Oh, Stan the man was my hero
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With a golf swing that made men cry
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He'd take their money and put it in his top drawer
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Then I'd steal it so I could get high
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But he beat that habit out of me
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Oh, dad thanks for letting me stay up late to watch Johnny Carson
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Thanks for swimming with me at Livingston park
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Thanks for telling me to always to punch a kid in the face
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If he made an anti-Semitic remark
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And say hi to both my grandmas and grandpas
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And tell my dog meatball I miss him so
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But most important dad, take advantage of being in heaven
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Go bang Marilyn Monroe; Mom said its cool, just wear a raincoat
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Oh, Stan the man was my hero
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He still is and always will be
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Cause he didn't give too much of crap about nothing
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Except loving his family
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Oh, Stan the man is gone
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But will always live on
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