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[Notes]
* All E chords = X 7 9 9 X X
["The Last Janelle"]
RE SOL
You dopes are all the same and that's why I'm so ashamed
MI SOL LA
To be a part of what might be called the punk rock community
RE SOL
You take things way too seriously or else you take them too lightly
MI SOL LA
Post messages on AOL but don't you dare fuck with Janelle
SOL RE
She's everything that you're not, she's not a girl, she is a thought
SOL
She's an idea or an ideal that you won't
LA
Ever get so go play with your make believe internet friends
RE SOL
She's on a Greyhound bus, I ate a hairy coconut
MI SOL LA
I think I might have diverticulitis, Is there too much beer inside us
RE SOL
Ugly riot girls saying I don't know shit - it hurts
MI SOL LA
To know you care enough to send the very shittiest, so gentlemen
SOL RE
And ladies have a seat and allow me to repeat
SOL
That your stupid on-line world and your
LA
Stupid comments may well be justification for a beating
SOL RE
Where applicable
LA RE
Not valid in Vermont
SOL RE
Void where prohibited
LA SOL RE
And shut your fucking mouth
SOL RE
Don't go to Easter Isle
LA RE
And overpopulate
SOL RE
You'll destroy God's Spaceship Earth
LA SOL RE
Dilute dilute OK
"D.I.Y."
[Notes]
* (pm) = palm-muted
* E = 0 2 2 X X X
* E(VII) = X 7 9 9 X X
["D.I.Y."]
[ A / D / F# / E(VII) / D ]
A D F# E(VII) D
D.I.Y. Why because we hate you and the dumb look on your face
A D F# E(VIII) D
D.I.Y. Why because your band's another weak charity case
FA# RE LA MI
Our shows should be five bucks or less, we'll do it for the kids
F# D A E(VII)
Two legs good, MTV bad, and major labels suck No fucking shit
[ A / D / F# / E(VII) / D ]
A D F# E(VII) D
D.I.Y. is simply your only excuse for why you always fail
LA RE
Initials on the flag you wave
F# E(VII) D
When your shitty records won't sell anywhere
FA# RE LA MI
Politics and social comment, twenty dollar words
FA# RE LA
Won't make your lousy music go down easier
E(VII)
You can't polish a turd
A(pm) D(pm) F#(pm) E(VII)(pm) D(pm)
D.I.Y. means do it yourself because it's what you want
A(pm) D(pm)
It doesn't clean the slate when
F#(pm) E(VII)(pm) D(pm)
Everything gets all fucked up
A(pm) D(pm) F#(pm) E(VII)(pm) D(pm)
What would you do you phony fuckhead if you hit it big?
LA RE
Stop acting better than me
F# E(VII) D A / E(VII)
We both know you're full of shit
[ A / D / F# / E(VII) / D / A / E(VII) ] x2
[ End on A ]
"Compact Disc"
[Notes]
* All E chords = X 7 9 9 X X
* All F# chords = X 8 10 10 X X
* (pm) = palm-muted
["Compact Disc"]
A(pm)
That thing you're listening to is called a compact disc
D(pm) A(pm)
It's a method of conveying sound, it's square outside, inside it's round
A(pm)
That thing you're listening to is a digitally accurate
D(pm) A(pm)
Reading of the numbers that make up different sounds in fact
MI
It's the most technologically advanced
FA# RE
Sound reproduction known to man
A E (w/ slides up from D#)
At least in the commercially viable sense
A(pm)
That thing you're listening to is called a compact disc
D(pm) A(pm)
Every subtle nuance of a tune is made available to you
A(pm)
That thing you're listening to is a high-tech dream come true
D(pm) A(pm)
Technically it works with laser beams yet you can learn to use it easily
MI FA#
Throw your scratched, dusty records in the trash
RE LA
It's time to move out of the past
E (w/ slides up from D#)
In the profit analysis sense
[Solo]
LA
That thing you're listening to is called a waste of time
RE LA
An inferior and overpriced product of an underactive mind
LA
That thing you're listening to is a multi-flawed industry scam
RE
Devoid of any thought or heart at all
LA
It's the antithesis of rock and roll
MI
But no one cares that a record sounds better
FA# RE LA
Cause you just can't buy them so it just doesn't matter at all
E (w/ slides up from D#)
And that's common sense
[ End on A ]
[Solo w/ rhythm guitar chords]
LA RE LA
E-------------------------------------------------
B-------------------------------------------------
G-------------------------------------------------
D-------------------------------------------7-----
A-----7-7----5-4-5-4--------4-5-4---4-5-4-5---7---
E--5-----------------5-5----------5---------------
RE LA
E-------------------------------------------------
B-------------------------------------------------
G-------------------------------------------------
D-------------------------------------------7-----
A-----7-7----5-4-5-4--------4-5-4---4-5-4-5---7---
E--5-----------------5-5----------5---------------
RE LA RE LA
E------------------------------------------------
B------------------------------------------------
G------------------------------------------------
D------------------------------------------------
A--5-4-----7-5-4-5-4---------5-4-----7-5-4-5-4---
E------7-5-----------------------7-5-------------
RE MI
E----------------------
B----------------------
G----------------------
D----------------------
A--5-4-----------4-7---
E------7-5-2-5-7-------
"Hey Asshole"
[Notes]
* All E chords = X 7 9 9 X X
* All F# chords = X 8 10 10 X X
["Hey Asshole"]
Hey asshole your teeth are stained brown from all the shit you talk
Hey asshole what about all the fat little teenage boys you fuck
Hey asshole aside from dealing coke and LSD what have you done
Dick
MI / SI / RE / LA x4
SI
Hey asshole do you feel all warm inside
RE FA#
Lording it over a bunch of kids
SI
You're no upright citizen you pig,
RE FA#
A tenth grade boy's mouth around your dick
SI
Hey asshole aside from writing pretentious boring
RE FA#
Tunes what have you did
Hack
MI / SI / RE / LA x4
SI / SOL / RE / LA / RE / MI x4
Motherfucker!
SI RE FA#
Hey asshole on the internet a couple dozen mongoloids at your tit
SI RE FA#
Hey asshole I think your heart done be inflated with horseshit
SI
Yeah shit dude, you fucking dirty old man
RE FA#
You fucking tourist, you wrinkled old twit
Fuck you
MI / SI / RE / LA x4
SI / SOL / RE / LA / RE / MI x4
SI RE FA#
Hey asshole, everybody knows you're the Michael Jackson of punk rock
SI
Asshole
"Racist Society"
[Notes]
* (pm) = palm-muted
* All E chords = X 7 9 9 X X
["Racist Society"]
LA SI MI
Did you know that you live in a racist society
LA SI
Did you know you're the privileged class
C#(pm) B(pm) A(pm)
And everybody else is essentially taking it up the ass
MI LA
Did you know that you could be free
MI LA
Did you know that's not the way that it has to be
MI LA
Did you know you can still change everything
C#(pm) B(pm)
Did you know that there's no such thing as equality
A(pm) B(pm) E
And there might never be if you don't change
LA SI MI
Did you know that you live in a war zone (culturally)
LA SI
Did you know that your parents were fucked
C#(pm) B(pm) A(pm)
When they taught you how to fear anybody who wasn't white enough
MI LA
Did you know that you could be free
MI LA
Did you know that's not the way that it has to be
MI LA
Did you know you can still change everything
C#(pm) B(pm)
Did you know that the older you get
A(pm) B(pm)
It gets easier to blame somebody else for your own mess
C#(pm) B(pm) A(pm)
Did you know that the Jews don't run the world
B(pm)
And all black men aren't criminals
C#(pm) B(pm) A(pm)
Did you know there's a lot of money to be made
B(pm) C#(pm) B(pm)
From keeping you paranoid, suspicious, worried, frightened
A(pm) B(pm)
All wound up and tense inside 'cause
MI SI DO# LA
Big business runs the government and it's not good business
E B A(pm)
If we burn down the government so they keep us occupied
MI SI DO# LA
With moron TV shows and shitty beer that wipes out brain cells
MI SI LA
And whining about Congress and stupid fucking income taxes
DO#
And if that's not enough
LA
To keep your mind off of
MI SI
The way you're getting dicked around
DO#
They fill you with fear and hate
LA
Give you someone to blame
MI
For all your problems
SI LA
While the country's going down the fucking toilet
MI LA
Do you know what they think of you
MI LA
Do you know how contemptuous they are of you
MI LA
Do you know how easy you are to fool
C#(pm) B(pm)
You're like a dog doing after a ball that was never thrown
A(pm) B(pm) E(pm)
Well guess what you're on your own Good luck
"Nightbreed"
[Notes]
* All E chords = X 7 9 9 X X
["Nightbreed"]
[ B / G / E ] w/ Lead Riff A x4
[Verse]:
SI SOL
This used to be a place where we could walk the streets
LA MI
Unrestricted by imaginary fears
SI SOL
Things didn't seem to be so complicated then
LA MI
Til you polluted everything that we had here
SI SOL
Our little secret was exposed for all its worth
LA MI
Stripped of everything that made it good and then
SI SOL
We were forced out of the world that we created
LA MI
And expected to move on and start again
Chorus
SI RE SOL MI
We live here today
SI RE SOL MI
We live here always always
SI RE SOL MI
We live here today
SI RE SOL MI
We live here always always
[ B / G / E ] w/ Lead Riff A x2
[Repeat Verse]:
The money moved right in and sucked the life right out
So the privileged could sit back and enjoy
The things that made this place what it was before you came here
Were the first things you decided to destroy
We walk your streets late at night while you're asleep
Creeping from the sewers oozing from the cracks
We are the blood that pumps the heart you call your home
And any day we're gonna come to take it back
[Repeat Chorus]
SI RE
We live here, we live here, we live here, we live here
SOL MI
We live here, we live here
SI RE
We live here, we live here, we live here, we live here
SOL MI
We live here, we live here
[Repeat Chorus, End on B]
Lead Riff A (w/ rhythm guitar chords)
SI SOL MI
E----------------------------
B--7-0-7-0-7-8--7-0----------
G-------------------7-6------
D-----------------------9-7--
A----------------------------
E----------------------------
and repeat
After playing the lead three times at the start, and after playing
it once after the first chorus, play this slight variation:
SI SOL MI
E------------------------------
B--7-0-7-0-7-8--7-0------------
G-------------------7-6--------
D-----------------------9-7-9--
A------------------------------
E------------------------------
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