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Tuning: Standard
Notes: TOOK... FOREVER.
Divided into sections for your delectation, since this is about
six songs in one.
Most sections are verse-chorus-verse-chorus with identical chords
for the two V-C pars; this is indicated in the tab. I included
ALL the lyrics; email if you think I should remove the ones
that don't actually have chords above them. That said, here we go:
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RE
RE DO LA7
Later at lunch with the taco lettuce crunch crunch
LA7
She sets herself apart the bunch
SOL MI SOL RE
How bad does she seem? She makes me wanna scream.
DO LA7
On the phone with the West Glen Ellen rest home
LA7
Talking up a tattle tome
SOL MI SOL RE RE LA DO SOL
How bad does she seem? She makes me wanna scream.
FA# LA
My mama's gonna babysit tonight, did you hear Melinda got into a fight
SIb5
You whore you bitch she said well that serves her right
[repeat above chords]
Talking all mad, you know she really isn't being sad
Her baby daddy's name is Tad
How bad does she seem? She makes me wanna scream.
Well yesterday you know she didn't none of that to say
She queen bee turned and walked away.
How bad does she seem? She makes me wanna scream.
Her boyfriend calls her up on the other line
She tells him sweetie sweetie sweetie sweetie mine
He spaces out and thinks to himself all the time:
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MI5 SIb5
My baby's got a stick stuck out her beak!
My baby takes a drink out of the leak!
My baby's got a blue-green sweater
LA5
And a nest down by the creek.
MI5 FA#5 LA
Plume bloom bloom blaby bloom, cheep cheep beep bee bee beep!
[repeat above chords]
Where did you for lunchtime go?
Did Kevin and Jenny show?
Do you wanna go out tonight?
No.
Plume bloom bloom blaby bloom, cheep cheep beep bee bee beep!
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MIbm SIb
Remember that girl down the end? She was my friend.
MIbm
But just now she's angry, came up
RE5 LA5 RE5 LA5
And said you're so so stup, it's all disrup
RE5 LA5 SI5
You blah blah this this that, so now shup
SI5
You messed it up.
MIbm SIb
[repeat above chords]
Remember that girlfriend of Al's? Well we were pals.
Today she was angry, came up
And said you're so so stup, it's all disrup
You blah blah this this that, so now shup
You mess me up.
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MI5 LA5
Then Tony, of the Franklin Park Hockey Club
SI5 SOL5
Went to Gunzo's and bought a goalie glove
MI5 LA5
Jessica was supposed to meet him back of Mannheim
SI5 SOL5
Kitchen back door by all the grease and grime.
RE5 DO5 SOL5 FA5
Was a little bird at my back door, said your true love's let you down.
Was a little bird at my window, said that he's been runnin' round.
He's working up the courage so to leave you.
He's getting ready to say he don't love you.
[repeat above chords]
Well Tony took it all in stride
Said "don't be silly" but wondered who had spied
Jessica, driving down Wolf Road
Roll up the windows baby, talk in code.
I'm the little bird at your back door, said your true love's let you down.
I'm the little bird through your chimney, said that he's been runnin' round.
He's working up the courage so to leave you.
He's getting ready to say he don't love you.
MI
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SI7 MI FA FA#
Then she bumped into purses, stole a credit card
RE DO#
Writing Chris Michaels, no it wasn't hard
SI7 MI FA FA#
Number five terminal with the yogurt cup
RE DO#
Reading a young miss as she slurps it up
LA SOL
Nasty message when he don't pick up
[repeat above chords]
Layover Aden, watch the local news
Ninety-nine and humid, all the Red Sea blues
Landing in Delhi, take a third class train
Umbrella vendor in the autumn rain
Then the cops come by and ask your name
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DO#7 FA#
With his chillum and chillum chee
DO#7 FA#
The cazee sentences me
MI SI
So now go where you're supposed to be
RE RE RE SOL SOL SOL DO#7
And give up your Devi Desi
DO#7 FA#
I's paraded on through the choke
DO#7 FA#
When my leg irons broke
MI SI
And my bicycle wheel spoke
RE RE RE SOL SOL SOL DO#7
The Bombay Army's no joke.
FA#7 SI7 DO#7 FA#
FA#7 SI7 DO#7 FA#
[repeat above chords]
On the top of a Naracan Dam
Started our picnic then Bam!
My Devi 'n me had to scram
Quick down to Madras a’lamb
Thought as a tindal that I could blend
As I got to pretend
From laziness, the gang defend
Pick up your pick axe and rend!
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FA SOL
Fasten your seatbelt and take hold of my arm
FA MI
That's what she said before set off my alarm
DO DO DO DO LA DO DO DO DO LA
Baby gotta go, baby gotta go.
RE SOL
I know
SOL RE DO
She's gonna go
RE SOL
I know
SOL DO DO DO DO LA
She's gonna go
[repeat above chords]
Down in Columbo girl whatever you want
But then the surf and cobras, tigers all taunt
Baby gotta go, baby gotta go.
I know
She's gonna go
I know
She's gonna go
SI SI SI SI MI
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