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Verse (1)
LA SOL
I heard there is no Christmas,
FA MI
In the silly Middle East..
LA SOL
No Trees, no Snow, no Santa Claus,
FA MI
They have Different Religious beliefs..
FA SOL
They Believe in Muhammad,
LA SOL
And not in our Holiday..
FA SOL
And so every December,
LA SI
I go to the Middle East and say..
Chorus (1)
DO SOL
Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking Christmas
Put down that book 'The Koran'
DO
and hear some holiday wishes
DO (G)
Incase you haven't noticed,
(C) LAm
it's Jesus's Birthday
DO SOL
So get off you heathen Muslim Ass
DO
And fucking celebrate.
Verse (2)
There is no holiday season in india,
i've heard..
They don't hang up their stockings,
and that is just absurd..
They've never read a Christmas Story,
They Don't know what Rudolph is about..
And that's why in December,
I'll go to india and shout..
Chorus (2)
Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas
Dring some 'nog, and eat some Beef
and pass it to the Missus
Incase you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's Birthday
So get off your heathen hindu ass,
And fucking celebrate.
Verse (3)
Now I heard that in Japan,
Everyone just lives in sin..
They pray to several gods,
And put needles in their skin..
On December twenty-fifth,
all they do is eat a cake..
and that is why i'll go to Japan,
and walk around and say..
Chorus (3)
Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas
God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum.
Incase you haven't noticed,
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
and Merry Fucking Christmas to you.
Ending
LA SI
On Christmas Day, I travel round the world and say..
DO SOL
Taoists, Korishnas, Buddists
DO LA
and all you atheists too..
DO REm
Merry Fucking Christmas
MI DO (G) (C)
to yooooooouuuuuuuu.......
(spoken)Thank you, Mr Hat..
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