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Intro DO SIb LA SOL
DO SIb
Gatesy: Table for one,
LAm SOL
Preferably out of the sun,
FA DO SOL
Somewhere where it's quiet.
DO SIb
And a coffee too,
LAm SOL
Better make it black right through,
FA DO SOL
I'm feeling fairly shite.
LAm SOL DO
I don't think I have enough class,
MI FA
To handle drinking from a glass,
F# G(stop)
Get me water in a pla stic cup.
DO SIb DO
G & S: I went a shandy too far,
MI
I woke up in the bed of,
F F# G(stop)
Someone who I just never thought I'd do.
DO SIb DO
I know, I went a shandy too far,
MI FA
I wonder where I left my car?
SOL DO SOL
A shandy too far.
Yon: Mmmm... yum, yum, yum...
DO SIb
Yon: Comfortable bed...
G & S: (Comfortable bed...)
LAm SOL
Yon: Shame about the pain in my head.
FA DO
Where'd I leave my shoes?
SOL
G & S: (Well, they're just over there...)
DO SIb
Yon: Well, they're over there,
LAm
G & S: (Over there...)
SOL
Yon: Underneath my underwear,
FA DO SOL
Tripod: And where'd I get this bruise?
LAm SOL DO
Scod: I can hear her come down the hall,
MI FA
And bang her head against the wall,
FA#
And wish she didn't have...
SOL
Tripod: ... appalling luck.
DO SIb DO
She went a shandy too far,
MI
I woke up in the bed of,
F F# G(stop)
Someone who I just never thought I'd do.
DO SIb DO
I know I went a shandy too far,
MI FA
I wonder where I left my car?
SOL LAm
A shandy too far.
MI LAm SIb
Scod: Take my advice, in a crisis,
FA FA#
Catch a taxi, catch a bus.
SOL
But if there's one thing you should never do is trust yourself,
DO SIb
'Cause there's a caveman inside,
LAm SOL FA
Your brain's just coming along for the ride,
SOL DO SOL
You'd think I'd learn.
Yon and Gatesy: (Shandy too far...)
DO SIb
Scod: I don't know it all,
LAm SOL
When it will be safe to call.
FA FA#
We used to be quite friendly,
SOL
But this could be the end.
C(stop, tacet from here)
Because we went...
Yon and Gatesy: We went a shandy too far.
Scod: (Shandy, shandy too far...)
Yon and Gatesy: I woke up in the bed of,
Bring back G
Tripod: Someone who I never thought I'd do.
DO SIb DO
I know I went a shandy too far,
MI FA
I wonder where I left my car?
SOL DO SOL
A shandy too far.
(They all start shouting at once)
DO SIb LAm
Tripod: Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh, Whoaoh
SOL FA
Ooooo-wa, oooh,
SOL DO
Shandy too far.
SOL
Scod: Never happened to me personally, of course.
DO SIb LAm
Tripod: Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,
Gatesy: Is Mum in the audience again?!
SOL FA
Tripod: Ooooo-wa, oooh,
SOL DO SOL
Shandy too far.
DO SIb LAm
Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,
SOL FA
Ooooo-wa, oooh,
SOL DO SOL
Yon: Shandy too far...
Scod: Shandy too far...
Gatesy: Shandy too far.
DO SIb LAm
Tripod: Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,
Gatesy: How much money?
SOL FA
Tripod: Ooooo-wa, oooh,
G(let ring)
Yon: Shandy too...
Scod: Shandy too...
Gatesy: Shandy too...
DO DO
Tripod: ... far_ooooooooh
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