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Am(palm muted. Got that same beat as on the real adds)
Spoken:
Joining today's modern defense force is hard enough. First you have to choose:
Navy, Airfoce, Army, Kiss Army, Salvation Army, Army of Darkness, but even when
you've chosen, you have to make the grade.
(All chords palm muted for first verse)
Verse:
LAm FA
I'm way too skinny for the Army?
LAm SOL
Way too slender for the job?
LAm FA
What can I do if my country doesn't want me cause
LAm SOL
My talents only stretch to mini golf?
LAm FA
I'm way too uncool for the Army
LAm SOL
All that running through car tyres
LAm FA
I guess that would come in handy if you invaded
LAm SOL
A country whose terrain was all car tyres.
Chorus:(clean)
DO
But I'm skinny and unclever
LAm
Maybe now more than ever
FA SOL
The technology has caught up with me
LAm
If wars have gone all electronic
DO
I could fight them with my joystick
FA SOL
As long as they bring pizza to me
DO
Then I could be in the Army.
Verse 2:
LAm FA
It's not tricky to imagine
DO SOL LAm
Me in a bunker at a screen
FA
Controlling reconaisance robots
DO
Maybe mine detecting robots
SOL
Even robots who run through tyres
Chorus
DO
But I'm skinny and unclever
LAm
Maybe now more than ever
FA SOL
The technology has caught up with me
LAm
If wars have gone all electronic
DO
I could fight them with my joystick
FA SOL
While watching McLeod's Daughters on TV
SIb
Then I could be in the Army.
Verse 3:
FA
I was never good at Pacman
DO SIb
But at Defender I'd light up the skies
FA
I was never good at Frogger
DO SIb
It's much to much like hopping all the tyres
FA
And if I don't get in the Army
DO SIb
I could become an evil mastermind
FA
Live in an underwater tower
DO SIb
And wearing shiny skivvies all the time
DO
That would be fine
Chorus
DO
Skinny and unclever
LAm
Maybe now more than ever
FA SOL
The technology has caught up with me, (If I could make up my mind)
LAm
If wars have gone all electronic
DO
I could fight them with my joystick
FA SOL
As long as they bring pizza to me
DO
Then I could be in the Army____.
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