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DO LAm MIm SOL RE
DO DO LAm
Only on the Jew Retreat,
LAm MIm MIm SOL
We dont eat non-kosher meat,
DO MIm LA
Even though the chicken tastes like old moldy feet.
DO LAm
Rabbi told us not to say “oy,”
MIm RE
But our counselor is a pot smokin’ goy.
DO LAm
The ten mosquito bites I got are starting to swell
SOL RE RE
(shout) HEY SUSSMAN, (sings) the bunk is really starting to smell!
DO LAm
The only friend I have here is a racoon,
SOL RE SOL LAm MIm SOL RE
I dressed him up, and I named him Roon.
(CHORUS)
FA SOL DO
Only on the Jew Retreat.
DO DO LAm
Only on the Jew Retreat,
LAm MIm MIm SOL
We dont eat non-kosher meat,
DO MIm LA
Even though the chicken tastes like old moldy feet.
SOL RE
I took a ride on a boat in Suprise Lake,
DO LAm RE
(Shout) Well Suprise! (sings) The boats are fake!
SOL RE
Matt Berit looks like Frodo Baggins,
LAm MIm RE LA
We dressed him up and played Dungeons and Dragons.
RE DO
The other day, we took a long hike,
RE LAm
(speaks) I beat everyone both ways; (sings) I had a bike!
DO LAm
And on this hike, I tripped on a rock,
DO LAm RE
It really hurt cos I sprained my co---- (stumbles) FOOT!!!
(CHORUS)
DO DO LAm
Only on the Jew Retreat,
LAm MIm MIm SOL
We dont eat non-kosher meat,
DO MIm LA RE
Even though the chicken tastes like old moldy feet.
(SOLO/BRIDGE)
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SOL 2 4 6 6 5 /
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LA 0 0 0
MI 0 0 0
RE DO
This camp used to house a young Neal Diamond,
RE DO
(speaks) I heard a knock on my window last night, (sings)
SOL RE SOL RE
They still cant find him!
DO DO LAm
Only on the Jew Retreat,
LAm MIm MIm SOL
We dont eat non-kosher meat,
DO MIm LA RE
Even though the chicken tastes like old moldy feet.
DO RE
Oh man it’s the Jew Retreat,
DO SOL
Are you hiding un-kosher meat?
SOL RE DO LAm MIm LA
When I get home I really need to soak my feet.
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