|
Intro
REm FA
Uh huh
DO
extra cheese
REm FA
Uh huh
DO
save a peice for me
Verse:
FA
pizza, party at your house
REm
i went, just to check it out
SIb DO
nineteen extra larges, what a shame knowone came
FA
just us eating all alown
REm
you said take the pizza home
SIb DO
no sence letting all this go to to waste so then i faced
PRECHORUS
SIb
pizza all day, and every day
REm
cheese round the clock, its getting me blocked
SIb
and i sure dont care, for irregularities
C (let it ring)
tell me
CHORUS
REm SIb FA
Why'd you have to and make me so constipated
DO
couse right now id do
REm SIb FA
anything at all to get my bowles evacuated
DO
in the bathroom
REm SIb
and i sit, and i wait, and i strain
FA DO
and i sweat, and i clench and i feel the pain oh,
Gm Bb (let it ring)
should i take laxitive or have my colon irrigated
No no no
Verse 2:
FA
i was, feeling pretty down
REm
till my, girlfriend came around
SIb DO
were just, so alike in every way, ive gotta say
FA
in fact, i just thought i might
REm
pop the, question there that night
SIb DO
i was, kissing her so tenderly, but woe is me
PRECHORUS
SIb
who would have guest, her family crest
REm
i suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh
SIb
and sun of a gun, its just like the one on me
C (let it ring)
tell me
CHORUS
REm SIb FA
how was i supposed to know that we were both related
DO
belive me if i
REm SIb FA
new she was my cousin we never would have dated
DO
what to do now
REm SIb
should i go ahead and propose
FA DO
and get hitched, and have kids with eleven toes
Gm Bb (let it ring)
and move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tollerated
No no no
FA
No no (no no)
REm
No no (no no)
SIb
No No (no no)
DO
No...
Verse3:
FA
i had, so much on my mind
REm
i thought, maybe id unwind
SIb DO
try out that new roller coaster ride, and the guide
PRECHORUS
SIb
said not to stand, but thats a demand
REm
that i couldnt meet, i got on my feet
SIb
and stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see
C (let it ring)
tell me
CHORUS
REm SIb FA
why'd i have to go and get myself decapitated
DO
this really is a
REm SIb FA
major inconvenience oh man i really hate it
DO
such a drag now
REm SIb
i cant eat, i cant breath, i cant snore
FA DO
i cant belch or yodell any more, cant
Gm Bb (let it ring)
spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated
oh no
REm SIb FA
why'd i have to go and myself all mutilated
DO
i gotta tell you
REm SIb FA
life without a head kinda makes me irritated
DO
what a bummer
REm SIb
i cant blink, i cant cough, i cant sneeze
FA DO
but my neck is enjoyng a pleasant breeze now
Gm Bb (let it ring)
ive never been the same since my head and me were seperated
No no no
|
|
