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Intro
D C G/B A A7 (hold, then two strummed A7s and straight to verse)
Verse (all verses are the same):
RE SOL LA RE
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a
SOL LA SIbdim SIm SIm/LA MI/SOL# MI
rabid wolverine in my underwear when suddenly a guy
LA SOL
behind me in the backseat popped right up and cupped
RE/FA# RE SOL
his hands across my eyes. I guessed, "Is it Uncle
LA RE SOL LA
Frank or cousin Louie, is it Bob or Joe or Walter,
SIbdim SIm SIm/LA MI/SOL# MI
could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve,
LA LA7
I probably would have kept on guessing but about
SIm
that time we crashed into the truck, and as I'm
MI7 LA RE/FA#
laying bleeding there on the asphalt finally I
SOL RE MIm SOL
recognize the face of my hibachi dealer, who
LA LA7/SOL LA/FA# LA/MI
takes off his prosthetic lips, and tells me:
Chorus
RE SOL LA RE
Everything you know is wrong, black is white,
SOL LA SIbdim SIm SIm/LA MI/SOL#
up is down and short is long, and everything
MI LA LA7/SOL LA/FA# LA/MI
you thought was just so important doesn't matter,
RE SOL LA RE
Everything you know is wrong, just forget the
DO#sus4 FA#m SIm SIm/LA MI/SOL# MI
words and sing along, all you need to understand is
SOL LA
everything you know is wrong.
*- First time : F G
Second time: D
Third time:
SOL LA SIm DO#m
Everything you know is (everything you know is)
SOL LA RE RE
Everything you know is wrong! (end)
Solos:
(Accordion Solo:)
SOL MI FA# SOL LA
(Baritone Saxaphone Solo:)
DOm FA SOL LAm SIb LAm SIb SOL DO
(Guitar Solo:)
Dm Eb F Gb Am Bb G C A7 (two strums
then into verse)
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