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tempo = 120
Intro
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Verse:
Met an old lady from Carlsbad who got bit on the ankle by a spider
FA SIb DO
Swelled on up to about the size of her knee
FA DO
Carryin' clothes in a plastic bag and breathin' kinda heavy
FA SIb
Havin' a hard day it was plain to see
FA DO FA
Transition (just after previous "F" chord)
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She said "Somebody stole my shopping cart, it sittin' outside the door.
SIb FA
I don't understand who could be so cruel!"
FA DO
She said "Karma is a serious thing and a force to be reckoned with, and,
SIb FA SIb
Well, the whippersnapper that took it is a fool!"
FA DO FA
Transition (just after previous "F" chord)
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And now I'm walkin' with an old lady down to the corner bus stop
DO FA
Talkin' 'bout Jesus and how her heart he won
SIb FA DO
Talkin' with an old lady down at the corner bus stop
SIb FA SIb
She said "'Spect you a miracle for the deed you done!"
FA DO FA
End (just after previous "F" chord)
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