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FLAKES! FLAKES
FLAKES, FLAKES
FA#m MI
THEY DON'T DO NO GOOD
MI RE
THEY NEVER BE WORKIN
RE FA#m MI
WHEN THEY OUGHTA SHOULD
MI DO#m
THEY WASTE YOUR TIME
RE SIm
THERE WASTIN MINE
SOL#m
CALIFORNIA GOT THE MOST OF THEM
FA#m
BOY THEY GOT A HOST OF THEM
CHORUS
MI LA SI
SWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST
AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST
SWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST
AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST
THEY GOT THE FLAKES
FLAKES! FLAKES!
FA#m MI
THEY CAN'T FIX YER BRAKES
MI RE
YOU ASK THEM "WHERE'S MY MOTOR?"
RE FA#m MI
WELL IT WAS EATEN SNAKES
MI DO#m
YOU CAN STAB AN SHOOT AN SPIT
RE SIm
BUT THEY WONT BE FIXIN IT
SOL#m
THERE LYIN AND LAZY
FA#m
THEY CAN BE DRIVIN YOU CRAZY
CHORUS
TAKE IT AWAY BOB!!!
RE MIm
I ASKED AS NICE AS I COULD
RE
IF MY JOB WOULD
SOL LA SI
SOMEHOW BE FINISHED BY FRIDAY
RE MIm
WELL THE WHOLE DAMN WEEKEND
MIm
CAME AND WENT FRANKIE
RE
AN THEY DIDN'T DO NOTHING
SOL LA SI
BUT THEY CHARGED ME DOUBLE FOR SUNDAY
RE MIm
YOU KNOW NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO
RE
THEY GONNA CHEAT AN ROB YOU
SOL LA
THEN THEY'LL SEND YOU A BILL
LA SI
THAT'LL GET YOU SENSES REELING
RE MIm
AND IF YOU DO NOT PAY
RE
THEY GOT COMPUTER COLLECTORS
SOL LA
THAT'LL GET YOU SO CRAZY
SI
TIL YOU HEAD'LL GO THROUGH THE CEILING
YES IT WILL
E A B, E A B...ETC
E Eaug3rd E
I'M A MORON AN THIS IS MY WIFE
SHE FROSTING A CAKE WITH A PAPER KNIFE
ALL WHAT WE GOT HERE'S AMERICAN MAKE
IT'S A LITTLE BIT CHEESEY
BUT ITS NICELY DISPLAYED
WELL WE DON'T GET EXCITED WHEN IT
CRUMBLES AND BREAKS
WE JUST GET ON THE PHONE AND CALL SOME FLAKES
THEY RUSH ON OVER AND BREAK IT SOME MORE
AND WE ARE SO DUMB THERE LINING UP AT OUR DOOR
MI
WELL THE TOILET WENT CRAZY
LA SI
YESTERDAY AFTERNOON
MI LA SI
THE PLUMBER HE SAYS NEVER FLUSH A TAMPOON
MI LA SI
THIS GREAT INFO COST ME HALF A WEEKS PAY
MI
AND THE TOILET BLEW UP
LA SI
LATER ON THE NEXT DAY
BLEW UP THE NEXT DAY
E D E D E D ETC..
WE ARE MILLION AN MILLIONS
WERE COMING TO GET YOU
WERE PROTECTED BY UNIONS
SO DON'T LET IT UPSET YOU
CANT ESCAPE THE CONCLUSION
ITS PROBABLY GOD'S WILL
THAT CIVILIZATION
WILL GRIND TO A STANDSTILL
AND WE ARE THE PEOPLE
WHO WILL MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN
WHILE YER CHILDREN IS SLEEPIN
YER PUPPY IS CRAPPIN
YOU MIGHT CALL US FLAKES
OR SOMETHING ELSE YOU MIGHT COIN US
BUT WE KNOW YOU'RE SO GREEDY
THAT YOU'LL PROBABLY JOIN US
WERE COMING TO GET YOU, WERE
COMING TO GET YOU
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